Life of Pi: A Review

“Life is so beautiful that death has fallen in love with it, a jealous, possessive love that grabs at what it can.” Life of Pi 5 Pretzels Thanks to Tiger King, there’s been a lot of tiger talk on the socials lately. How about a tiger story that isn’t full of smarmy scumbags? This blog

Drag Race Eleganza: S12,E5

Drag Race is giving me life. That the gods for it. It’s what we need during the quarantine.

It’s Like Tinder But For Parakeets!

Awkwafina is Nora from Queens 4 Pretzels Hey, hey friends. I’m back with another show that you can watch when you just need to chill out and laugh for a few minutes. This week it’s “Awkwafina is Nora from Queens.” You know a show is going to be goofy fun when the lead/creator decides that

Nothing to See Here: A Review

“Why didn’t we act like normal people instead of huddling in the stacks, our bodies shiny with fire gel?” – Nothing to See Here, Kevin Wilson  For a book that is, at its core, about abandoned children, this book is hysterical. The dialogue, the prose, all of it. 

Little Fires Everywhere: The 2020 Story

No, I’m just kidding. Sort of. The world is a straight up wreck right now, you guys. But we still have TV. So, you know, it could be worse. Way back when the world made sense, I read a little book called Little Fires Everywhere and I loved it. So much. Like, I think I was

Drag Race Eleganza: S12, E4

5 Pretzels. It’s our favorite time of year, y’all.  A new season of RuPaul’s Drag Race is out and we are here for it. We’re four weeks in, so there’s no need for introductions. Let’s get into it, shall we? The Aftermath All our queens are feeling some type of way after the first elimination.

Tastes Like We Filtered It Through a Polyester Couch After a House Fire

Moonshiners 3 Backwoods Pretzels Hey, guys. I don’t know if you’ve noticed but the world is on fire. Not in a Smashmouth way. Unfortunately, it’s even worse than that. So, I am exclusively watching things that distract me and make me feel good. Which brings me to the topic at hand. Why, oh God why,

Maybe in Another Life: A Review

Okay, so, we’re cruising through both story lines and some pretty significant shit happens, but in my head I’m Homer Simpsoning it over these damn cinnamon rolls. 

Drag Race Eleganza: S12, E3

It’s week three and we’re feeling blessed and highly favored.

If I Don’t Get A Soaking Tub I Will Burn This House Down. I Swear to God

Love It or List It 3 Irritable Pretzels Home renovations usually follow a very comfortable formula. Two people who are somehow related work together to remodel a home for very normal, chill seeming people and everyone is usually happy at the end. This is not the case with Love It or List It. This is