How it Works

Alright, if you’ve read our books – so, like, twenty people – then you know we are OBSESSED with Uncle Bobo and his hot pretzels and dippin’ sauce. We simply cannot get enough.

Also, are they temperature hot or spicy hot? Who the hell knows? I feel like we should, but we don’t. We like to leave some things up to reader interpretation.

A brief history of Uncle Bobo. He is Spring Valley’s premiere restaurateur and a French trained saucier, but he’s harboring a secret past that is sure to come to light.

So, the products, movies, books, etc. reviewed will receive a pretzel rating. The rating system is as follows:

1 Pretzel: Stale as hell

2 Pretzels: Needs salt, but we’d probably still eat it

3 Pretzels: Good with a beer

4 Pretzels: Tasty

5 Pretzels: Uncle Bobo’s Finest

There you have it. Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

Do you need more Uncle Bobo in your life? You do. You definitely do. Read the books. Puhlease. The links are ALL OVER THE DANG PAGE BECAUSE WE HAVE NO SHAME, but here’s the link to Fall just in case you need it.

For more info on us, check out our About page.

Okay, byeeeeeeeeee!

Smoky Lynx